HEADLINE
Matt goes 4-0 while Hannah's season bleeds out at 71 points behind.
WEEK IN REVIEW
Week 4 was a wrecking ball in cleats. Matt dropped 175.88 points on Hannah — a 71.76-point blowout that is the single largest margin in league history this season — extending his record to a perfect 4-0 with a 164.27 average that makes everyone else's scoreboard look like a rough draft. Megan matched the energy with 177.46 points, the new league season high, dismantling Cody 177.46–131.02 while running her win streak to three. Two teams swinging 175-plus in the same week and neither of them played each other. That's the kind of chaos this league runs on. The marquee matchup everyone was circling — Matt versus Megan — didn't happen in Week 4, which means it's still loaded, still waiting, and now both sides have fresh explosions on their résumés.
The week's most legitimate upset came from Darius, who quietly went off for 154.88 and handed Jeremy his first loss of the season, 154.88–128.58. Jeremy's Nico Collins waiver wire pickup delivered 30.80 points, but it wasn't enough to cover a lineup where Parker Washington put up 2.00 points and the Detroit Lions defense contributed 3.00. Darius, meanwhile, got 25.90 from Chuba Hubbard, 23.20 from Malik Nabers, and 18.00 from Deebo Samuel — three players above 18 points — which is what a winning lineup looks like when the sleeping giant is fully awake. Shannon continued doing Shannon things, beating Andrew 133.02–112.52 with a score range so tight it's either elite consistency or a ceiling begging to be exposed. Andrew, who came in with the league's second-highest average at 151.49, turned in a season-low 112.52. Kenneth Walker gave him 30.90. Everyone else gave him a participation trophy.
Week 5 is no longer a preview — it's a reckoning. Matt and Megan finally collide: a 4-0 undefeated machine averaging 164.27 against the team that just posted the highest single-game score in league history at 177.46. One of them absorbs their first real setback. Jeremy enters a revenge game after being the "biggest upset" victim. And Andrew, now 2-2 with the schedule tightening, is running out of weeks to blame bad luck.
MATCHUP RECAPS
Team 3 (Matt) def. Rock Out W Your Brock Out (Hannah), 175.88–104.12
Matt's floor is the league's ceiling — his season low is 151.32, which is still higher than what Hannah scored this week at 104.12. The 71.76-point margin is the single biggest blowout of the 2026 season, and it wasn't particularly close on paper or in real life. Tetairoa McMillan dropped 45.20 and Kyren Williams added 36.70, giving Matt two skill players outscoring Hannah's entire RB and WR rooms combined. Hannah, for her part, watched Saquon Barkley put up 2.00 points, Courtland Sutton add 1.40, and Emeka Egbuka chip in 3.30 — her best performer on the night was kicker Jake Bates at 18.00, which is either a punchline or a cry for help. Hannah is 0-4 with a 106.50 average and a season high of 121.42 — a ceiling that sits 11 points below this week's league average. The 4-0 machine keeps rolling; the 0-4 record keeps bleeding.
Kelce Me Outside (Megan) def. Knuck if you BUCKY boy (Cody), 177.46–131.02
Megan posted the new league season high at 177.46 — 34% above the week's league average — behind a CeeDee Lamb eruption of 41.30 points that alone outscored half of Misty's starting lineup. Jonathan Taylor added 22.70, Chase Brown contributed 19.10, and Bryce Young — a waiver wire add in Week 3 — delivered 21.46 at QB. That's four starters above 19 points. Megan is 3-1 with a 153.98 average and her win streak is at three. Cody, meanwhile, scored a perfectly reasonable 131.02 — above the league average — and still lost by 46 points, which is the 0-4 Cody experience distilled into one sentence. Justin Jefferson went for 0.00 again. Ja'Marr Chase added 5.70. The team name "Knuck if you BUCKY boy" is starting to feel like a hostage message written by Bucky Irving's 6.10-point week. Cody has now scored at or above the league average three of four weeks and has zero wins to show for it.
Team 10 (Darius) def. Amon A Boat (Jeremy), 154.88–128.58
This is the week's biggest upset, and Darius earned it. Three players — Chuba Hubbard (25.90), Malik Nabers (23.20), and Deebo Samuel (18.00) — all scored above 18 points, and George Kittle added 17.00 at TE in a lineup that looked, frankly, like a contender. Darius at 154.88 was 16% above the week's league average. Jeremy, on the other side, got 30.80 from Nico Collins and 18.88 from Lamar Jackson, but Parker Washington (2.00), the Detroit Lions defense (3.00), and Cam Skattebo (7.60) left points on the table that Jeremy couldn't get back. The loss snaps Jeremy's three-game win streak and drops him to 3-1, still third in the standings but now looking over his shoulder. Darius is now 2-2 with back-to-back wins and, more importantly, 64.76 bench points sitting unused — depth that, if optimized, makes this team legitimately dangerous.
Team 8 (Shannon) def. Team 1 (Andrew), 133.02–112.52
Shannon is 3-1 and hasn't scored outside the range of 131.16 to 136.54 all season — a spread of just 5.38 points across four weeks, which is either masterclass roster management or a roster that simply cannot go boom. This week's 133.02 fit the pattern perfectly: Bijan Robinson (27.70) and Tee Higgins (26.70) carried the offense, no one else cracked 17 points, and it was enough. Andrew, who came in averaging 151.49 — second-best in the league — posted a season-low 112.52, 16% below the league average. Kenneth Walker delivered 30.90, but Ladd McConkey went for 0.00, DJ Moore added 2.70, and Jeremiyah Love contributed 6.50 in a lineup that needed 40 more points from players who weren't interested. Andrew is now 2-2, and his average is doing everything his record isn't. At some point, talent on paper has to convert to wins on the scoreboard.
Team 2 (Nick) def. Team 6 (Misty), 126.68–92.60
Misty scored 92.60 — 31% below the week's league average — for the second time in four weeks, and this time there was no miracle to save her. Patrick Mahomes gave her 17.00, Aaron Jones added 16.80, but Dalton Kincaid (1.70) and Emmett Johnson (2.00) hollowed out a lineup that needed those spots to contribute. Misty also dropped Nico Collins in Week 3, who scored 30.80 this week as a starter for Jeremy — a detail that stings exactly as much as it should. Nick, at 126.68, was competent if unspectacular: Puka Nacua (27.70) and Brock Bowers (20.60) gave him two genuine weapons, and that was enough. Nick's 2-2 record comes with a 126.84 average that ranks seventh in the league — enough to win games against the bottom but not enough to scare anyone at the top. Misty is 1-3 and averaging 108.72, and the schedule is not about to get gentler.
POWER RANKINGS
- Team 3 (Matt, 4-0) — Undefeated, 164.27 average, fewest bench points in Week 4. The $500 is already opening the door.
- Kelce Me Outside (Megan, 3-1) — League's highest single-game score this season at 177.46. Three-game win streak with four weapons above 19 points this week.
- Amon A Boat (Jeremy, 3-1) — First loss stings but 137.79 average holds. Revenge game incoming and Nico Collins on the roster.
- Team 8 (Shannon, 3-1) — Never scores below 131 or above 137. Consistency is a weapon until it suddenly isn't.
- Team 1 (Andrew, 2-2) — Second-best average in the league (151.49) with a 2-2 record. The gap between talent and results is becoming its own storyline.
- Team 10 (Darius, 2-2) — Back-to-back wins, 154.88 this week, 64.76 bench points untapped. The giant is no longer sleeping.
- Team 2 (Nick, 2-2) — Won with 126.68, which works against Misty and nobody else at the top. Nacua and Bowers are real; the rest needs to show up.
- Knuck if you BUCKY boy (Cody, 0-4) — Averaging 127.64 with zero wins. Justin Jefferson (0.00) again. The schedule doesn't care about moral victories.
- Team 6 (Misty, 1-3) — 92.60 for the second time this season. Dalton Kincaid (1.70) is not a fantasy TE. The waiver wire is not on her side.
- Rock Out W Your Brock Out (Hannah, 0-4) — Lost by 71.76 points. Season high is 121.42. Jake Bates the kicker was the best player on the field. There is no gentle way to say this.
LOOKING AHEAD
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🏆 Marquee Matchup — Matt vs. Megan: The prediction from last week is finally here. A 4-0 machine averaging 164.27 meets a 3-1 team that just posted 177.46 — the league's highest score of the season. One of them gets their narrative interrupted. The other one starts clearing space for the trophy.
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🔥 Streak Watch — Megan (W3) and Shannon (W1): Megan is the hottest team in the league outside of Matt. If she beats the undefeated leader, this becomes a two-team race at the top. Shannon's one-week winning streak masks a four-week pattern of quiet dominance — but playing in a 3-1 logjam means every game tightens the standings.
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⚠️ Must-Win — Andrew (2-2): The prediction was simple: Andrew cannot fall to 2-3 with his average. He just fell to 2-2 with a season-low 112.52. A third loss with a 151.49 PPG average stops being bad luck and starts being a roster management indictment. The clock is ticking louder now.
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🎯 Revenge Game — Jeremy: He entered Week 4 as the setup for a revenge arc and lost instead, which means the actual revenge game is now Week 5. Jeremy is 3-1 with a fully capable roster, Nico Collins in the lineup, and the kind of first loss that festers. Expect him to come in loud.
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📊 League Trend — Bench Points Still Winning and Losing Leagues: Darius left 64.76 points on the bench in a win. Cody left 63.98 in a loss. Hannah had 88.12 on the bench while losing by 71.76 — her bench outscored her margin of defeat by 16 points. The separation between contenders and pretenders in this league keeps running through lineup decisions, not roster talent. Every week the data makes this argument again.