HEADLINE
Matt goes 4-0 while Hannah's Brock lets her down again.
WEEK IN REVIEW
The Week 4 headline belongs to Matt, who steamrolled Hannah 175.88–104.12 — a 71.76-point blowout that is the single biggest margin in league history this season. Tetairoa McMillan dropped 45.20 points and Kyren Williams chipped in 36.70, giving Matt's lineup two weapons that individually outscored half the league's starting QBs. Matt is now 4-0 with a 164.27 average, and at this point the rest of the league isn't chasing him so much as watching him from a safe distance. The $500 prize is already giving him eye contact.
The other blowout came courtesy of Megan, who posted the week's high score of 177.46 — the new season high for any team — while dismantling Cody 177.46–131.02. CeeDee Lamb went absolutely feral for 41.30 points, and Bryce Young, added as a free agent in Week 3, contributed 21.46. Meanwhile Cody scored 131 points, which would have beaten five other teams this week, and still lost by 46. That's the 0-4 life in a nutshell: perfectly adequate football, perfectly catastrophic scheduling. The week's biggest upset came from Darius, who quietly buried Jeremy 154.88–128.58. Chuba Hubbard erupted for 25.90 points and Malik Nabers added 23.20, ending Jeremy's three-game win streak and keeping the 3-1 logjam very much alive.
Five teams sit at 2-2 or better with legitimate playoff aspirations, and Week 5 is about to play judge and jury. Shannon, Jeremy, and Megan are all locked at 3-1, and at least one of them will take a hit. Andrew, sitting at 2-2 with a 151.49 average — fifth-best in the league — needs a bounce-back badly before his record makes his roster irrelevant. Someone's playoff hopes are going to start looking shaky real soon.
MATCHUP RECAPS
Team 3 (Matt) def. Rock Out W Your Brock Out (Hannah), 175.88–104.12
Matt put up 175.88 points — 33% above the league average of 133.68 — and made it look effortless. Tetairoa McMillan's 45.20 and Kyren Williams' 36.70 formed arguably the most dominant position duo of the season, and Matt's bench only left 23.36 points behind, meaning he was genuinely firing on most cylinders. Hannah, meanwhile, scored 104.12 — 21% below league average — and watched Saquon Barkley contribute 2.00 points and Courtland Sutton add a staggering 1.40. Jake Bates kicked for 18.00 points, which somehow led Hannah's skill position group on the day, and that sentence alone tells you everything you need to know. Hannah drops to 0-4 with a 106.50 average, and the season high on this roster is 121.42. Matt is 4-0 and ascending; Hannah is four weeks deep into a situation that has no obvious exit.
Kelce Me Outside (Megan) def. Knuck if you BUCKY boy (Cody), 177.46–131.02
Megan posted the new season high of 177.46 — 34% above league average — and CeeDee Lamb's 41.30-point eruption was the engine behind it all. Jonathan Taylor added 22.70, Chase Brown contributed 19.10, and Bryce Young, the Week 3 waiver pickup, delivered 21.46. Every single piece clicked. Cody's 131.02 was a solid, respectable, utterly irrelevant score — it would have won three other matchups this week. Instead Cody is 0-4, his 127.64 average is the sixth-best in the league, and the universe simply does not care. Justin Jefferson went for exactly 0.00 points, Ja'Marr Chase added 5.70, and Bucky Irving — the namesake of "Knuck if you BUCKY boy" — put up 6.10. The team name is becoming a cry for help.
Team 10 (Darius) def. Amon A Boat (Jeremy), 154.88–128.58
Darius snapped Jeremy's three-game win streak and delivered the week's biggest upset, posting 154.88 — 21 points above league average and his own season high. Chuba Hubbard led the charge with 25.90 points, Malik Nabers added 23.20, and Deebo Samuel contributed 18.00, giving Darius three contributors above 18 points on the night. Jeremy's 128.58 was 4% below league average — not a disaster by any reasonable measure, but Parker Washington's 2.00-point outing and the Detroit Lions defense's 3.00 points left real points stranded. Jeremy also left 43.64 points on the bench, and while Nico Collins' 30.80 as a starter was a genuine waiver wire win, the supporting cast didn't carry its weight. Darius moves to 2-2 with momentum; Jeremy falls to 3-1 and needs to recalibrate.
Team 8 (Shannon) def. Team 1 (Andrew), 133.02–112.52
Shannon won with a 133.02 — right at league average — which tells you mostly that Andrew had a rough week. Bijan Robinson paced Shannon with 27.70, Tee Higgins added 26.70, and the lineup held together well enough despite David Montgomery's 4.30 and a Raiders defense that contributed 1.00 point. Andrew posted 112.52 — his season low and 16% below league average — after entering Week 4 with a 151.49 average that suggested a genuine contender. Kenneth Walker went for 30.90 points, which was spectacular, and Josh Allen delivered 19.52, but Ladd McConkey's 0.00 points and DJ Moore's 2.70 gutted whatever momentum those performances built. Andrew drops to 2-2 with the fifth-most points in the league. The talent is there. The record is becoming a problem.
Team 2 (Nick) def. Team 6 (Misty), 126.68–92.60
Nick posted a competent 126.68 to beat Misty, who had an awful week at 92.60 — 31% below league average and the week's lowest score. Puka Nacua led Nick's lineup with 27.70 and Brock Bowers added 20.60, but Rashee Rice's 0.00 points and Garrett Wilson's 5.70 kept this win uglier than it needed to be. Nick left only 16.50 points on the bench, which means he deployed his roster correctly — the roster just isn't deep enough to be dominant. Misty's lineup had Patrick Mahomes at 17.00 and Aaron Jones at 16.80, but Dalton Kincaid's 1.70, Emmett Johnson's 2.00, and a bench worth 38.26 stranded points that could have changed the story. Misty falls to 1-3 and needs to find consistency fast.
POWER RANKINGS
- Team 3 (Matt, 4-0) — Undefeated, 164.27 average, lowest bench waste in the league this week. He's not running away with this — he's already gone.
- Kelce Me Outside (Megan, 3-1) — Season high of 177.46, CeeDee Lamb cooking, and a winning streak that now has three legs. The only thing standing between her and #1 is Matt's schedule.
- Amon A Boat (Jeremy, 3-1) — The loss stings, but 137.79 average and a productive waiver wire keeps this roster dangerous. The boat hit a wave. It didn't sink.
- Team 8 (Shannon, 3-1) — Narrowest score range in the league (131.16–136.54 entering Week 4), which is either elite consistency or a ceiling that will eventually be exposed.
- Team 1 (Andrew, 2-2) — 151.49 average is second only to Matt, but 112.52 season-low performances have already cost him twice. The Broncos gave him false hope every year. His roster is doing the same.
- Team 2 (Nick, 2-2) — Puka Nacua and Brock Bowers are real weapons, but a 126.84 average in this league is a treadmill, not a ladder.
- Team 10 (Darius, 2-2) — Back-to-back wins, season high this week, and an upset over a top-four team. The sleeping giant may be blinking awake.
- Knuck if you BUCKY boy (Cody, 0-4) — 510.54 total points, 0 wins. Bucky Irving scored 6.10 in a game named after him. This is performance art at this point.
- Team 6 (Misty, 1-3) — 92.60 this week, 30% below average, and Nico Collins is now making someone else rich. The ledger is not improving.
- Rock Out W Your Brock Out (Hannah, 0-4) — Saquon Barkley: 2.00 pts. Courtland Sutton: 1.40 pts. Jake Bates the kicker: 18.00 pts. The season is whatever the opposite of Rock Out is.
LOOKING AHEAD
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🔥 Marquee Matchup: Matt (4-0) vs. Megan (3-1) is the matchup the league has been waiting for — the undefeated machine against the team with the week's highest score. Matt averages 164.27; Megan just posted 177.46. Something has to give, and whoever wins this one has a stranglehold on the top seed conversation.
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📈 Streak Watch: Megan is on a three-game win streak heading into the toughest possible test. Win that matchup and she's 4-1 with a case that she's the real #1. Lose it and she's back in the chase pack at 3-2.
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🚨 Must-Win: Andrew (2-2) cannot afford to fall to 2-3 with 151.49 points per game sitting in his average like unused ammunition. A third loss with those scoring numbers starts looking like a roster management problem, not bad luck.
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😤 Revenge Game: Jeremy takes the field at 3-1 after his first loss of the season. The matchup is circled, the roster is capable, and Nico Collins just proved the waiver wire is working. Expect him to come in hot.
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📉 League Trend: Bench points are quietly becoming the story. Darius left 64.76 on the bench in a win. Cody left 63.98 in a loss. Hannah left 88.12 — 88.12 — while losing by 71.76. Lineup decisions are already separating the contenders from the pretenders, and we're only four weeks in.